Video: Duck and Cover- the famous (or infamous) US gov commissioned film from 1951 which (amongst other things) demonstrates how to survive a nuclear bomb by using a newspaper for protection. There's also a cartoon turtle.
Video from the Preliger Archive Collection.
http://www.archive.org/details/DuckandC1951
Audio: vocals
mm/slob.d via Linux.fm (parts of the Linux kernel read aloud by text to speech)
Music:
PILL- MU.S.GA [Music for Strategy Games] EP - track- Fearless
http://www.jamendo.com/en/album/12751